I don't know why were broke:
Or
The Faithful and Discreet Slave has lost Discretion and we just bought a bunch of contaminated property we are inundated with lawsuits pay outs nobody wants to contribute to a approaching bankruptcy religious corporation that is a has been end of the world delusional cult like they did in the good ole day of ignorance and bliss which we have tried so hard to perpetuate in this day of rapid information access.